Who Lurks?

After Joe’s idea of creating our own conferences, it got me thinking… let’s have some fun with this.

So here is my list of conferences, themed after wrestlers from the WWF/E.

We’ll start east and slowly move west…

The Undertaker conference: This conference will always be underrated but will have some history every time they step on the field. Not necessarily good history though.
Kane Division:Rutgers, UCONN, Syracuse, Boston College, Buffalo,
Paul Bearer Division:Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Temple, Toledo, Ohio U

Macho Man Conference: Traditionally known as the Big10, the Macho Man conference thinks very highly of themselves, when really, their best years were a couple decades ago. Remember when Michigan was relevant? Yea, about the same time as Macho Man… may he rest in peace, like the Big10.
YMCA Division: Michigan, Michigan State, Nebraska, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa
Elizabeth Division: Ohio State, Northwestern, Penn State, Purdue, Illinois, Indiana

Sergeant Slaughter Conference:

Because it is about damn time we put this conference together.
Army, Navy, Air Force, Notre Dame, BYU, Virginia Tech, Texas A&M, Marshall, Florida State, West Virginia

Yes, I know. That is a semi random group of schools… but I swear this makes some sense to me.

The Rock Conference: This conference is a rock star, excuse the pun. They’re always on tv, you know all their moves, the players and everytime they’re on… you watch. Ladies and Gents… the SEC, well kind of.
The Peoples Champion Division: Florida, South Carolina, Kentucky, Clemson, Georgia, Tennessee
You Smell That Division: LSU, Alabama, Auburn, Ole Miss, Miss State, Arkansas

Rick Flair Conference:
The conference that’s flashy, sizzle, but at the end of the day, you kind of hate them. They are too cool for school, and inevitably, will let you down. Nobody is a real fan, they just root for them because sometimes it just works out that way.
The WOO Division: Duke, Virginia, North Carolina State, Wake Forest, Georgia Tech
Figure 4 Division: Vandy, North Carolina, Maryland, Memphis, Louisville

The Razor Ramon Conference: Seriously, this was too easy.

The Chicas Division: Miami (FL), UCF, South Florida, Florida International, Florida Atlantic
The dirty division: Southern Miss, Tulane, UAB, Louisiana-Lafayette, LA Tech

Hulk Hogan Conference: Came on strong… and just got to be a mess towards the end.
The Big Show Division: Texas, Texas Tech, Baylor, UTEP, TCU, Texas A&M
Hulkimania Division: Oklahoma, Okie State, Missouri, Kansas, K-State

TNA Wrestling Conference: because you have to ask…who’s in that conference again?
Dixie Division: Houston, Tulsa, Rice, SMU, East Carolina, Memphis
Yankee Division: Central Michigan, Akron, Western Michigan, Kent State, Miami, OH, Northern Illinois

Yokozuno Conference: Short lived and not really memorable.
Earthquake Division: Western Kentucky, Troy, North Texas, Middle Tennessee, Louisiana-Monroe
Mr. Fuji Division: Ball State, Toledo, Bowling Green, Eastern Michigan, Arkansas State

Bret Hart Conference: The Hitman was a star, but always played 2nd fiddle to someone. In the beginning it was Hulk Hogan and Macho Man, the Ultimate Warrior, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin… you get the point. The Hitman was always solid, but always came up short. http://youtu.be/u74i7IkMcSw
Owen Hart Division: Boise State, Colorado State, New Mexico, New Mexico State, Wyoming, Utah State, Idaho
Mirrored Sunglasses Division: San Diego State, Fresno State, UNLV, San Jose State, Nevada, Hawaii

Note that the Owen Hart division is full of bad luck.

And finally.
The Shawn Michaels Conference: Shawn Michaels…sex symbol of the wrestling world, the guy that everyone had an opinion about him. Nobody that watched wrestling says… ehh… he’s doesn’t’ bother me. Hell no, people either loved him or hated him. Welcome to the Pac 12.


Heartbreak Kid Division: Cal, Stanford, USC, UCLA, Arizona, Arizona State

Boy Toy Division: Washington, Washington State, Oregon, Oregon State, Colorado, Utah