Who Lurks?

So I'm the one who suggested this idea to CM, so I figured I might have my say.

But first, for those of you thinking of a Fall wedding.

Now onto the conferences ... and to the hell with rivalries.

The Rowdy/Preppy Civilians and Service Conference (12 Teams):
[VMI and The Citadel are Basketball Partners]
Virginia Tech
Vanderbilt
UVA
Army
Navy
Air Force
WVU
Pitt
Penn State
Maryland
Rutgers
Syracuse

The Carolina, Church, and Texas Conference:
The Carolina Division (8 Teams):
Duke
Wake Forest
UNC
NC State
ECU
Appalachian State
South Carolina
Clemson

The Church and State Division (8 Teams):
Notre Dame
Boston College
BYU
TCU
Baylor
Texas
Texas A&M
Texas Tech

The Dirty South (16 Teams):
Redneck Division:
Georgia
LSU
Tennessee
Alabama
Auburn
Mississippi
Mississippi State
Arkansas

Thug Division:
Georgia Tech
Florida
Florida State
Miami
USF
UCF
FAMU
FIU

Mid-West Conference (20 Teams):
Michigan
Michigan State
Ohio State
Northwestern
Louisville
Kentucky
Missouri
Iowa
Iowa State
Minnesota
Purdue
Indiana
Wisconsin
Nebraska
Oklahoma
Oklahoma State
Colorado
Kansas
Kansas State
Montana

West Conference (14 Teams):
USC
Stanford
Washington
Cal
UCLA
Washington State
Oregon
Oregon State
Arizona
Arizona State
Utah
Hawaii
Boise State
Fresno State