Who Lurks?

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and it was a great one this year. Especially, watching this idiot in person take down the Bolts on Sunday. http://tinyurl.com/brq6rvg . Broncos haven’t played defense like this since the Al Wilson days. Of course most Charger fans on the way out were kind of excited that after that loss, no way Norv comes back and hopefully AJ Smith.

Week 12 only had a couple close matchups but ended up during this league’s playoff race into a crap shoot.

Sluts!! 138.83 def. Yankees Suck 102.12
The sluts wrapped this one up with Jimmy Graham on Monday night and 24 combined points from D and K positions is always nice. If you are like me and invested in the Packer O, you will be cheering for the 49ers to push the Pack for home field. Otherwise, I see Mike McCarthy having no problem shutting it down after halftime of every game from here on out. Yankees suck needed more from Mendenhall on Sunday night but the Chiefs D was on fire. James Jones is the best receiver on this team and that is not a good thing going into Week 14.

Alex Morgan Hottie 111.23 def One Man Gang 98.3
Despite the lack of production from two fantasy studs Wallace and A. Johnson the Hotties had solid production from everyone and welcome back Chris Johnson. One Man Gang had 4 players score 5 points or less this week and will have a rough time making the playoffs if that happens again.

Heat Seeking Nipple 130.5 def. My Vick Hurts 126.03
Drew Brees and the Saints O carry Heat Seeking Nipple to victory this week and more importantly pick up that 7th win and stays out of the 6-6 cluster f’. Had the My Vick Hurts not played the Giants and picked up practically any other D they win this matchup. My Vick Hurts really has a solid team on paper and their record is kind of surprising.

Dicks Sporting Goods 135.43 def. Goodell’s Minions 82.63
In several leagues I’m in there is a team with the Brady and Welker and every one of those teams has clinched a playoff spot or is in contention. No different here with Dicks, they got 60 combined point from those two and was clearly enough with the rest of the renegades on this team. The Minions get a nice surprise from Vince Young but 7 players under double digits isn’t going to get it done.

Who Dat Nation 137.17 def. Zapp Brannigan 98.33
Who Dat was carried by Victor Cruz (who??) and Dustin Keller played with a competent Mark Sanchez this week. With the win, Who Dat stays in the playoff hunt and Zapp Brannigan has a balanced enough roster that they should be a threat in the playoffs even with the loss.

LA Terps 108.47 def. The Turd Fergusons 91.87
Can Tim Tebow please be classified as a Flex player in fantasy now? He had 22 carries this week! In the lowest scoring matchup of the week, the Terps got a great game from Marshawn “beast mode” Lynch and MJD. Both of these teams will most likely make the playoffs but shouldn’t scare anyone. Oh wait the Terps have clinched and 8 teams have scored more total points this season. Morales has to be angry with this and as a result is somewhere working on his fantasy basketball league.